ChinTits: A cleavage so powerful that if a girl looks down she can rest her chin on her tits.
I was never much for thinking of my underwear in highschool, In college however it was so much easier to advertise than to show when at a bar. I had a torrid love affair with underwear. Any shape, type, and kind but for my chest it was always pushups. The higher the better. In my mind if my cleavage could even out the gravity-well of my ass then it was a job was done.
Then comes baby, marriage, and parenthood (in whatever order it happens to happen in your life) and suddenly nice underwear takes a back seat to other things. Not to mention nice underwear is so DAMN expensive. Why this sudden nostalgia about bra’s and pretty underthings?
because I’M BACK, BABY!
My fairy godmother (also know was my SIL) the bombshell sent me a gift card to just go wild and buy pretty things for my TaTas. It was incredibly sweet of her to make me feel pretty and special, So this post is dedicated to her in homage of her own blog post (January 26, 2008) in which she asked
“Could you dare to bare your underwear?”
About 3 years too late but in case you are wondering…
Why yes, yes I can.
As for motorboating, putting your TaTas on a shelf is just asking for Motorboating. Don’t you think?